Shoulderuewasher

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Terms of Use

Version . These Terms constitute a binding agreement between you and Shoulderuewasher whenever you access informational nutrition materials published at shoulderuewasher.world unless superseded by a separate signed statement.

Core expectation

Treat all guidance as educational context. Seek regulated professionals when you need diagnoses, prescriptions, or therapeutic meal plans tied to medical charts.

01 Acceptance

By loading any page, downloading documents, or submitting inquiry forms, you confirm that you have read these Terms, our Privacy Policy, and—where relevant—the Cookie Policy. Marketing landing pages must stay consistent with these documents: services remain non-medical education and no guaranteed outcomes are implied. If you disagree, discontinue use immediately.

02 Services described

Shoulderuewasher provides consulting-style conversations, educational downloads, programs, and cohort challenges oriented toward everyday nutrition literacy. Deliverables may arrive as PDFs, live video sessions, or templated planners. Specific scopes appear in order confirmations.

03 Eligibility

You must be at least eighteen years old or provide guardian-authorised documentation before purchasing paid engagements. Businesses warrant that signatories hold authority to bind their organisations.

04 Accounts and credentials

If we issue portal credentials, you safeguard passwords and notify us of suspected compromise. Shared seat licences cannot exceed the purchased concurrency limits.

05 Acceptable use

  • No unlawful, harassing, or discriminatory communications directed at staff or other participants.
  • No attempts to bypass paywalls, scrape bulk email addresses, or probe infrastructure beyond ordinary browsing.
  • No misrepresentation of affiliation with Shoulderuewasher.

Enforcement

We may suspend access after reasonable notice unless immediate termination is required to protect networks or legal obligations.

06 Intellectual property

Unless expressly stated, Shoulderuewasher retains copyright and neighbouring rights in layouts, copywriting, diagrams, and instructional sequencing. Purchases grant a non-exclusive, non-transferable licence for personal learning unless a corporate licence specifies redistribution rights.

07 Third-party links

Outbound references are provided for convenience. We do not control external accuracy or cookie walls; evaluate third-party terms independently.

08 Informational disclaimer

Materials summarise everyday meal-planning patterns discussed in educational contexts. They are not medical nutrition therapy, diagnosis, or treatment, and they must not be treated as a substitute for personalised care from licensed clinicians where that is appropriate.

Biological responses and habits differ widely. Examples on the site illustrate teaching points only; they do not guarantee weight change, athletic performance, laboratory markers, symptom relief, or any other specific outcome. Paid offerings likewise do not promise particular results.

09 Limitation of liability

To the fullest extent permitted under Finnish law, Shoulderuewasher is not liable for indirect, incidental, special, or consequential damages arising from reliance on educational content. Aggregate liability for proven direct damages caps at the fees you paid during the six months preceding the claim unless mandatory consumer protections prescribe otherwise.

Nothing excludes liability for death or personal injury caused by negligence where exclusion would be void.

10 Indemnity

You indemnify us against third-party claims stemming from your misuse of materials, unlawful uploads, or breach of these Terms, except where indemnification is prohibited for consumers under Finnish Consumer Protection Act chapters.

11 Suspension and survival

Sections addressing intellectual property, liability limits, and dispute resolution survive termination. Outstanding invoices remain payable.

12 Consumer rights

EU consumers retain statutory withdrawal rights for distance contracts where applicable. Digital content delivered instantly may narrow withdrawal when consent to immediate delivery was confirmed—mirroring provisions echoed in our Refund Policy.

13 Dispute resolution

These Terms follow Finnish substantive law. Courts in Helsinki have non-exclusive jurisdiction. Online dispute resolution portals maintained by the European Commission remain available for eligible complaints.

14 Notices

Send contractual notices to online@shoulderuewasher.world or the postal address listed sitewide. We consider notices delivered when acknowledged within five Finnish business days.